Noah's Ark Bar & Grill Hours: See Profile   4438 Boulevard St Bacliff TX 77518 281.339.2895 You might also be interested in these:     Outdoor Dining    Seafood Restaurants    Waterfront Dining    ZIP 77518 Profile Description: Best View & Crew in town,with a friendly waitstaff who are quick with a smile,& eager to please.The best seafood around. One just can't beat our Seafood Platters;there is so much food you won't go away hungry.Then there is our $1.50 Bloody Marys,Screwdrivers,& Mimoses,also try our famous Lava Rita.So come by & say "Hi," you'll be glad you did.We're also biker friendlye on down & join the fun!Ask for Princess Bee,she will be glad to help you with any questions,or help suggest something great!   Add Review PROFILE     MY REVIEW: We visit Noah's Ark regularly. We love their oysters and their seafood gumbo is the best. Great drink specials on Sunday. The patio is the best place to be on a nice sunny afternoon. NAME: goddess0904 SUBMITTED: 6/16/2008   LAST VISIT WAS: 06/20108 FREQUENCY: Everybody here knows my name... MY REVIEW: I love this place. I am eighteen years old and my mom and I have been coming to Noah's about seven years now and every time is so awesome! We always get the same thing...oysters!! And no matter what they are always good. We sat outside for the first time yesterday because usually we sit at the bar. Our waitress Rachel was really great!! The people are always super friendly and all the tables just visit among each other. I will be coming here for years and years!! NAME: Catherine and Jo SUBMITTED: 3/23/2008   LAST VISIT WAS: Yesterday FREQUENCY: Visited 4-6 times MY REVIEW: I rode today with our HOG chapter to Noah's Ark. Our Activity Director called on Tuesday to say there would be 60 people visiting the restuarant on Sunday at lunch time. Noah's Ark said no problem. We arrived on time. The place was busy but not overly crowded. It took 30 minutes to place our order. The waitress kept yelling saying she was only one person. After an hour and no food another waitress showed up. After another 45 minutes and people in our group who came after my table were served, I was told my food was canceled because one of our guys got tired of waiting an left. I left with no food. BAD SERVICE and BAD MANAGEMENT! I will never go back and neither will our group! NAME: Myra SUBMITTED: 2/24/2008   LAST VISIT WAS: 2/24/08 FREQUENCY: Visited once MY REVIEW: The food is great and the service is awesome. I was afraid to go in there at first when I saw the building. My roommate took me there because she had a buy one get one free dinner. I looked at the place and thought oh my god this is going to be a dive. Well, I was really surprised and amazed. I will go back anytime again with no second thoughts. We sat at the tables and were able to get service immediately. In fact, they have live entertainment in the form of Karoke on certain nights. There parking lot was packed. C*lifton's by thesea is more expensive and you receive the same quality of food at Noah's Ark. Why spend more money. Plus, I hate going down to the Kemah Broadwalk to eat. I am very finckey about my seafood. Many of those restaurants sell you frozen shrimp dinners just like you get at Sam's warehouse. If I wanted something like that I would save my money and go to Sam's for $10.00 and feed the family on shrimp dinner. When I go to a restaurant I am looking for the freshness of the food, quality, atmosphere, cleaniness, how I am greeted by the hostess, and the service I receive. Then, I decide whether I want to go back or not. Noah's I would go back in a heart beat. The atmosphere is not a 5 star rating where somebody is looking for a romantic ambiance. The atmosphere is relaxed and where locals sit and gossipp. The food is fresh daily. Specialities of the house is seafood. I had the biggest oysters I have ever seen in my life there. They were just huge and great tasting too. The bathroom are extremely clean. That is usually the first place I go after they have seated me because that will tell me how clean there kitchen is too. In addition, I am able to walk by their kitchen and see how clean it is for myself. I use to do mystery shopping and work in a restaurant. I am very particular about where I eat and to make sure it is clean. The floors were kept up so no food debris was on the floor to attract rodents. I check everything. Restaurant owners hate to see me come in to eat at their place because I will rake them over the coals or give them high marks. NAME: zztop SUBMITTED: 12/24/2007   LAST VISIT WAS: 10/17/2007 FREQUENCY: Visited 2-3 times MY REVIEW: OK place to have drink and some quick food. Sit at the bar, cause the tables take forever to be cleaned and waited. Too many motorcyles on the weekend. On a scale of 1-10 I'd give it a 6. It has gone downhill in the last 2-3 years. NAME: menefrehista SUBMITTED: 9/11/2007   LAST VISIT WAS: 8/07 FREQUENCY: Visited 4-6 times MY REVIEW: Try the bacon wrapped oysters and shrimp apetizers! Great gumbo and good bisque. If Jimmy's cooking you can always count on him. Any of them for that matter. Any negative reviews posted here had to have been the competition! Tell everyone Bags (Dickie Lee) sent you. Uh, let's see. Get a hug from Carla if you see her. She's the slim blonde. She has the bestest hugs. There are several regulars with long white... I mean very blonde beards. I'm one of them. Take Mom and Dad with you, they'll love the view. If you see the Boss tell him I said Sweet Carla deserves a raise. Oh, and tell everybody I said "Hey!" NAME: Bags (Dickie Lee) SUBMITTED: 1/24/2007   LAST VISIT WAS: January 15 FREQUENCY: Everybody here knows my name... MY REVIEW: I love Noah's Ark. The seafood is good and fresh, and the drink specials are excellent. If you enjoy places that are off the beaten path and that are not overly crowded or noisy, and that serve great food at a reasonable price, this is the place. We bring our kids, who love the awe-inspiring motorcycles that are usually parked outside. We've probably been there 40 times in the past two years. I'm somewhat of a newcomer to the area, and I was introduced to Noah's Ark by one of my clients. I bring my family, in-laws and friends whenever they are in town. It's a great depressurization after a stressfull workweek, and it certainly beats crowded Kemah restaurants. Whether you sit inside, outside or upstairs, you will not be disappointed - the view and the climate are excellent. You can see Kemah, watch boats in the bay, or watch fisherman down on the pier reeling in fish. I know this is a popular motorcycle group hangout -- I hope to bring a lot of street rodders to enjoy it as well. NAME: DB SUBMITTED: 10/24/2006   LAST VISIT WAS: 9/2006 FREQUENCY: Visited 4-6 times MY REVIEW: I've eaten here a few times and sat at the bar. That is the only way to go if you expect good service. Every time I have sat at a table, the service has been terrible. What keeps me going back is the atmosphere and the view. The food is so-so. It is a good place to go on the 4th of July to watch the fireworks from the upper deck. NAME: LC food lover SUBMITTED: 7/12/2006   LAST VISIT WAS: 7/06 FREQUENCY: Visited 4-6 times MY REVIEW: Noah's used to be a great place that was off the beaten path. I've been there three times in the last 30 days and been completely disappointed for Sunday morning brunch. There is a trend of poor service at Noahs. All the wait staff does is apologize for everything and say how crazy it is for them - my party of five sat down at a dirty table and it took 15 min for them to clear it of the previous customer's dishes and food. Even worse, the girl clearing the table couldn't take our drink orders so another 10 min to take a simple drink order (which took forever to arrive) and another 10 min to put in a food order. All I can say is order 2 or 3 drinks at a time for each person, it'll be a while before you see a waitress again. Considering this place is where "everyone goes" for screwdrivers, bloody mary's and mimosas, for the bar to be understaffed and for bloody marys to be "unavailable for the next hour" is unacceptable. It seems the management/owner can't seem to find proficient waitresses or refuses to staff adequately for the expected Sunday morning crowd. (should we have to fetch our own water and put up our own umbrella on the roof upstairs? should a restaurant run out of several food items hours before the breakfast buffet ends? Should we have to remind our waitress to check on our food order?) Apologies are fine, but they won't bring me back to Noahs. NAME: Captain Bob SUBMITTED: 6/8/2006   LAST VISIT WAS: June 2006 FREQUENCY: Visited 2-3 times MY REVIEW: The food and atmosphere are good, sitting outside on the deck in the evening is great! Order the Mermaids (fried bacon and jalapeno wrapped shrimp)... NAME: DWB SUBMITTED: 6/7/2006   LAST VISIT WAS: May/06 FREQUENCY: Visited 4-6 times MY REVIEW: The place is great the staff is friendly & treat you like family. Good food & a nice relaxing place to be. Weekends are the best, they have $1.50 Bloody Marys, Screwdrivers, and mimosas. And a breakfeast buffet that is the boom! NAME: Tawny JO SUBMITTED: 11/11/2005   LAST VISIT WAS: 11/11/05 FREQUENCY: Everybody here knows my name... MY REVIEW: What A great view.We all had a good time just eating good food and relaxing. The bartender was the Best!!!!!!!!! She made us feel at home and she was so funny.This was our first time there,but not our last. We will go there alot just to laugh and have good drinks with Bernie the bartender.Thanks Noah's Ark. NAME: Dawn and Bill SUBMITTED: 10/19/2005   LAST VISIT WAS: 10/08/05 FREQUENCY: Visited once MY REVIEW: Our bike group goes here A LOT. Lots of locals, fast friendly service, good food, good value. Can't beat the drinks on Sat's till 4 and the $1 drinks on sundays! Great view of the bay. Beware that if it's a popular band playing or a big party in attendance service can be a little slower. But the atmosphere makes up for it. Kiesha is the best waitress! NAME: Sue SUBMITTED: 10/27/2004   LAST VISIT WAS: 10/04 FREQUENCY: Everybody here knows my name... MY REVIEW: food is wonderful...thanks to the cooks! ;-) service is excellent. the people are very friendly. they have live music sometimes and it sounds great. people get up out of their chairs to dance and have a great time. i recommend everyone to go and enjoy themselves. no complaints here!!!!!!!! NAME: amanda SUBMITTED: 10/4/2004   LAST VISIT WAS: 09/2004 FREQUENCY: Visited 4-6 times MY REVIEW: Outside has a really nice view of the bay. When I first went I felt kinda intimidated because it's a popular place for bikers, but they people were very friendly. I've had grilled and fried shrimp and both were fresh as can be and delicious. I've had a shrimp po-boy (good), a hamburger (good) and even a club sandwich (very good). I've been for breakfast too and the ham and cheese omlet was really good and cheap. Some people we went with got quesadillas and they said they were good, but would stick to the seafood. The live music I've heard there kicked ass too. Its an easy going, casual, friendly atmosphere. Give it a try! Oh yeah- Sundays (and maybe saturdays, i cant remember) they have $1 bloody marys, screwdrivers and mimosas. Cant beat that! NAME: heyitsgroce SUBMITTED: 9/27/2004   LAST VISIT WAS: 08/04 FREQUENCY: Everybody here knows my name... MY REVIEW: This is our "weekend mornings get-a-way". We go down sit outside, enjoy the view of the water, and relax. We get the the breakfast bar which seems to be frequently restocked with fresh food. It's a fun place and one I recommend sharing with us. NAME: C Young SUBMITTED: 8/28/2004   LAST VISIT WAS: 8/04 FREQUENCY: Visited 4-6 times ©Copyright 1991 - 2008 B4-U-EAT.COM. All rights reserved. Design and database by B4-U-BUY